Because my life is SO GLAMOROUS you might need shades, y'all. I'm not southern, but I feel like I can still get away with that.
Behold! Things that happened this week, with pictures!
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| Super expensive butt aspirin! |
This doesn't really need an explanation, does it?
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| Costco, where the elite meet to eat (free samples) |
You know what makes a super crowded Sunday afternoon Costco experience that much more enjoyable? STOMACH CRAMPS.
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| I wish.... |
A list of things that gave me heartburn:
Juice
Toast
Eggs
Boneless, skinless chicken
Smoothies
Cheerios. Plain ass Cheerios.
(hooray!)
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| This bathroom is swanky, no? |
Depressing: when you spend so much time in the bathroom that you go through all of your reading materials (we're talking two periodicals and a stack of catalogs, people) and can't get up to get more. And no, I do not take my smart phone into the bathroom because EW. You put that thing up to your face. A thousand times no.
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| UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH |
Hearing my LEAST FAVORITE phrase from my doctor. Again. Sigh.
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| Making it rain, etc. At the pharmacy. WHOOOOOOOOOOO. |
Also depressing: spending obscene amounts of money at the pharmacy; even the pharmacy tech was like, whoa.
So, after such a glamorous week, where am I off to next? London? New York? Cannes? Oh right.
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| Except without the mohair (??) tea cozy. Sexy. |
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