Post #112: The results are in....

Thanks Doc!

Last week, after hounding my nurse/her assistant, I got back the test results I've been waiting for.....and they're normal. I was hoping they were not. I was hoping to get a justification to switch meds and a piece of paper to shove in my tiny doctor's face so I could say, HA! There is something wrong! I was right, you were wrong, and here's the proof (drops mic). 

Fucked up, no? 

To wish that you were, indeed, actually more sick so that your doctor will listen to you? Now I feel kind of defeated, like I made such a big fuss at the last appointment about how something isn't right, and the medicine isn't working, and now one tiny number on a lab slip has rendered my objections worthless.

Ever since I got the news I've felt like a half deflated balloon, the kind that floats dejectedly halfway between the ceiling and the floor. 

A sad balloon. 

I get teary eyed for no reason, and I'm having a bad colon week. Everything seems harder than it really is, and it turns out that it's much easier to hide in bed or watch bad TV than confront the realities of my current circumstances. Realities that include the fact that my doctor may have helped me as much as he can, or that I feel like I have hit a mark where people are essentially expecting me to just get on with my life already, sick or not. 

I see a new doctor next week to get a second opinion. I'm seasoned enough not to get my hopes up too much; I'm not expecting this guy to have all (or any) of the answers, but it will be interesting to hear his thoughts. It certainly can't hurt to have another pair of eyes pour over the paper trail of my sad colonic adventures. 

And while I wait, I will try to focus on the things that don't suck. The weather is getting cooler, which means it's time to break out the fleece. My AAC is tolerating pho again (wooo!). And, my city got a new radio station that plays the 90's hits I remember from 6th grade dances; I mayyyyyyy have almost been late for an appointment last week because I was rapping along with Salt N Pepa. I defy you to be depressed when Shoop comes on-it's just not possible. Seriously. 

Also, and most importantly, I'll keep reminding myself that no matter what any doctor tells me, I feel how I feel, and that can't necessarily be quantified by a lab. After that last appointment, I need the reminder. 

Post #111: Late night lightening lessons

GAH. 

Last night, a big storm swept through, and all day the news channels were wetting themselves with excitement over the impending atmospheric drama. Consequently, I spent the day in a state of agitated expectation, awaiting the coming fireworks show that would play out in the sky above my house. 

I really don't like thunder and lightening. They unsettle me. We get strong storms here, and the thunder is so loud the house actually shakes and quakes with every giant BOOM. I know some people love thunder storms; they throw open the windows so they can smell the electrified air, feel the wind kick up, watch every flash and strike and have their hearts beat with an elemental excitement instead of fear. I am not one of those people. 

I was alone in the house, and determined to act like a freaking adult and get on with my life. I was in bed reading-distracted, as the heavy rain began, when it happened: a totally unexpected, LOUD, house shaking body rattling clap of thunder. I literally jumped up in bed and grabbed my heart. The shock of it all was probably more frightening then the thunder itself, but my first instinct was to turn off the light, roll into a ball beneath the covers, and scan the horizon for future lightening strikes, so I could count the seconds and miles between light and sound, to gauge when the next BOOM might hit. 

I was trying to control my breathing, trying to get my heart to stop sprinting and return to a peaceful stroll, when the lightening strikes started coming closer the closer together. It looked like a giant strobe light had been installed in the neighborhood: light/dark/light/dark. I curled into myself further, already painful joints pulled closer to the body, stomach tight and nervous. 

The lightening kept coming, as did the thunder-closer and then further away, or far away and then closer. It was hard to gauge where anything was happening. I was taut, waiting for the next onslaught, but it was difficult to determine a rhythm. Better to stay ready, I thought; better to stay small and stressed so the scary things won't be so scary when they happen. 

And then, a tiny voice in my head: you can't control this. Any of this. 

You can't control this. 

You are not in control. 

The thought was like a shot of Valium. Instant calm. I unfurled. 

The more I thought it, the calmer I felt: I can't control this. Come on loud noises and bright lights! I can't control ANY OF THIS. I am not in control. 

I turned over and stopped watching the storm, and as the light show played out across the walls of my darkened room, I fell asleep. 

I woke up cold, tangled in damp sheets, only to fall back asleep and  wake up for the same reason. Night sweats. Was it the storm or the Crohn's? Hard to tell. 

Either way, I couldn't control it.