Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Post #115: The princess and the (very many) peas

SO MUCH PEA. 
Hello neglected blog! I keep meaning to post, and then getting distracted, and then realizing it's been a month since I last posted. The reason I post at all, and the reason I'm going to try to post more frequently, is that it's helpful to work out what I'm feeling by writing about it-and it's been a long time since I've done that here. Things are a little backed up (cue constipation jokes!). So here goes....

I am now going to tell you a gross story to illustrate some gross realities in my life. 
**TMI warning**, and what not.

I once had a mole removed in the vicinity of my hipbone. It was a standard procedure, with ten little black stitches that look like the fur on a caterpillar's back. I did everything I was supposed to do, but when I went to get the stitches removed.....the wound had not closed. I remember the dermatologist saying, "huh"(add that to list of things you don't want to hear from your doctor). He put a butterfly bandage on, and some sort of sticky glue, and bandaged the whole thing up tightly. I was not to touch it, think about, or even glance in its direction for 72 hours, and then I was supposed to come back.

I'm pretty sure you can guess where this is going. That shit did not want to heal. 

He told me it would close in time, and to keep it dry and clean. I dutifully followed his directions, and it still would not close. It wasn't infected; it wasn't angry; it just wasn't closing. It was on a  part of the body that moves a lot, and even if you stay still most of the time, you're still going to have to get up and pee eventually.

It was during the summer, and I remember laying in the backyard with my pants pulled down on one side, sunning my sad wound in the hopes that the sun would make it shrivel up and close. I felt a malaise-there's no other word to describe it-a deep, unsettling unhappiness that pervaded and discolored everything. I was sick at the thought that I had to go about my daily life with THAT on my body. How could I enjoy the nice weather when THAT was still there? How could I pretend to be happy with THAT laying just beneath the surface of my clothes and a few strategic bandages?

That particular summer, that wound was my pea (see illustration above). Now, just so you don't think I'm being overly dramatic (never!), it wasn't like I had a sword wound on my side. I'm lucky it never got infected; and even though it left a gnarly scar (seriously, it's big), it did eventually close, but I will always remember that feeling-like a sickness of my very being-and how it trumped every other feeling, every other thought. It was like a stain I couldn't wash off. I think that was the first time I was able to articulate and understand how physical problems upset my emotional equilibrium to such an extent.

Side note: you know what finally fixed that problem? THE INTERNET. But that's an entirely different story. 

Now I find myself with a sore in a very Crohn's like place (TMI or not, that's all I'm saying). I'm doing the wound care thing again, and for the first few days I felt that same sickness, that visceral disgust, that soul-dampening weight of a painful, awkward, manifested bodily illness.

It's the pea beneath 100 mattresses, the sharp gravel stuck in your shoe, the mosquito bite that keeps you awake at night: the one niggling imperfection that prevents you from appreciating anything good or happy that is going on around you.

Maybe it's a character defect, but I've always been this way. Even with the Crohn's, there are things that just seem to automatically drag me down into sadness. These things tend to be the more outward/noticeable conditions; they happen, and suddenly I feel totally and completely defeated.

The sore is better; the wound on my hip did eventually close; but when it happens, when these injuries present themselves, I'm like a horse with blinders. In a world full of happiness and joy I plod forward, shoulders sloped, with a singular thought in my head: broken, broken, broken, broken.

And when I'm there, it's hard to see past that revulsion and sickness, to realize they are small (some might say, PEA LIKE) components of a much larger picture. Now, as I've done in the past, I get through it the only way I know how: by plodding forward, miserable and sad, waiting for the day I can venture out and feel normal once again.

This is all a roundabout way of explaining that I recently had some tests that showed things are going pretty well, in AAC land, and could not find an explanation for my current symptoms. To put it another way: the way things are now, the pain and discomfort and symptoms I experience, are my pea. They are still here after (or despite) treatment. They are there, providing me daily reminders that I have an occasionally (although it feels like mostly) dysfunctional digestive system, improved though it may be. 

I can't kick that particular piece of gravel out of my shoe; I can't shake the pea out from under all those mattresses. It is just what remains, and I don't want to live my life being disgusted and sickened and frustrated and held back by something I can't change. 

I've written before about how instead of New Year's resolutions I like to create New Year's mottos. So for 2014, I'm thinking it should be pea related. 

Something like: 

2014: EMBRACE THE PEA (hmmm, too R. Kelly-ish)

or: 2014: MAKE PEACE WITH THE PEA (better)

or: 2014: IT'S JUST A PEA GET OVER YOURSELF (why am I so mean?)

or: 2014: PEAS AND PERSPECTIVE (oooooh)

As with everything else in my life, it seems to be a work in progress. One thing is for certain: the pea is here, and I need to learn how to purposefully incorporate it into my life.

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